I wanna kill myself

I'm at the end of my rope. I
hate life and would rather
be dead. The only thing I
had left in this world was
my website, but it's
obvious that nobody likes
it and that I'm a worthless
idiot. I've been attempting
to kill myself all day and to
no avail.
First, I tried drowning
myself. That didn't work
because I accidentally
killed the wrong person.
Then, I tried to eat pills but
all I found was a near-
empty bottle of Vitamin C.
About three hours ago, I
swallowed 4 or 5 of them
and tried to drift out of
consciousness forever. I
thought I was dead for a
moment until I realized I
was just dreaming. That
sucked. I eventually woke
up and all that has
happened since then is
frequent urination and a
feeling of overall comfort
and wellness. My body
actually feels healthier
after trying to kill myself.
Damn, I must be the worst
suicidist in the universe.